Fifty Shades of Gray in Disney Style

9. Anna and Kristoff, Frozen

“He reaches between my legs and pulls out the blue string — what!? — and gently takes my tampon out and tosses it into the nearby toilet. Sweet mother of all… jeez. And then he’s inside me.” — that too-wild-for-the-movie tampon scene, Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 430

Kristoff and Anna/Christian and Ana; it all makes perfect sense, right!? (Also, dat ice merchant ass.) Anyway, pleasant future Disney movie viewings; things will never be the same again.

Note: All images courtesy of an incredibly talented DeviantArt illustrator, who has asked to remain nameless given the sensitivity~* of their work here.

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