Resident Evil 5 parody created by PsychographicMedia
Questionably-heterosexual BSAA agent, Chris Redfield, grabs himself a military Hummer and ferries it across the African desert to a town of savages who clearly have substandard public health policies and building codes.
Upon arrival, Chris is welcomed by fellow BSAA agent, Sheva Shaquiffa, who briefs Chris on the mission’s critical status, citing a recent rise in gang-related violence and crazy bitches.
Together, Chris and Sheva walk over to projects of Kijuju, a gated community guarded by a rent-a-cop named Shaka. Lacking the appropriate clearance, Sheva wins Shaka over with a frisky quickie, while Chris watches enviously